THE DIGGER
I dug a tunnel to Kathmandu
     Some fourteen thousand grinding miles.
     I started from the British Isles
And drove my Digger straight on through.
With diamond-bladed chewing screws
     My monstrous Digger bored the hole
     While I, with fingertip control,
Divined the path it would pursue.
It all went well until the last
     When breaking through Nepali soil
     I found Sir Arthur Conan doyle
With Sherlock Holmes, protagonist,
Alive and well detective style
     They showed me how I'd missed the mark
     By nearly one full minute of arc
And hauled me off without a trial.
D. Edgar Lamp
www.TheDailyPoem.org #21
In Memoriam Stanza
Sunday, November 7, 2010
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